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After a long hiatus, my ill-anticipated return is upon you! :-D
(Hopefully it will go better than that whole Jesus thing)

And now, dirty limericks.

There was a young jumper named Dick
Who vaulted over hills with a stick
But one day he veered
And something got speared
So now he's called Richard, not Dick

There once was a man from Kentucky
Who never could seem to get lucky
'Fore he finished his whore
She would fall on the floor
And that's why his friends called him Bucky

There once was a man of Inverness
To whom a woman appeared in the furnace
He wanted to deck her
So in went his pecker
Though she was pretty hot, in fairness